he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
