her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
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Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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