We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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