My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
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How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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