Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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