All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Small penises have feelings too.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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