Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Houston, we have a blender
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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