I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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