Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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