i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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