wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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they won't let me drive with my sombrero
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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