We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You pole danced in your parka.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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