at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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