Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Randomize
