Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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