having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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