cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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