Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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