Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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