how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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