I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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