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(734): View more from Michigan

But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame

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(931): View more from Tennessee

don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding

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(785): View more from Kansas

whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick

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(562): View more from California

cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome

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(917): View more from New York City

Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.

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(845): View more from New York

We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.

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(480): View more from Arizona

All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.

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(206): View more from Washington

Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?

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