so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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