when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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