his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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