i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
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There's always time for handjobs
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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