If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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