therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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