How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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