Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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