so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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