Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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