I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
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I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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