he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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