Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
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You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
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just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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