i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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