it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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