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• (469): View more from Texas

  just do it

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  fine only cuz shes asian

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.

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• (786): View more from Florida

  Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.

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• (949): View more from California

  you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people

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• (206): View more from Washington

  In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Jasmine is diving into bushes again.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss

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