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(210): View more from Texas

My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.

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(210): My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night. http://tfl.nu/m0j2

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(714): View more from California

Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.

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(714): Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor. http://tfl.nu/w05t

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(813): View more from Florida

just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat

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(813): just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat http://tfl.nu/dslu

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(847): View more from Illinois

I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.

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(847): I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags. http://tfl.nu/hgni

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(251): View more from Alabama

You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.

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(251): You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded. http://tfl.nu/84co

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(301): View more from Maryland

I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.

(704): View more from North Carolina

How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?

(301): View more from Maryland

Salt in an open wound right now.

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(301): I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job. (704): How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore? (301): Salt in an open wound right now. http://tfl.nu/m9a1

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(251): View more from Alabama

I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.

(478): View more from Georgia

Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.

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(251): I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts. (478): Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions. http://tfl.nu/kp4v

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(905): View more from Ontario

Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.

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(905): Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights. http://tfl.nu/cnu2

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.

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(412): Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober. http://tfl.nu/2dqx

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?

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(910): He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/tksy

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer

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(724): She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer http://tfl.nu/pgrt

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(212): View more from New York

You're the only person not starstruck by him

(302): View more from Delaware

Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.

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(212): You're the only person not starstruck by him (302): Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls. http://tfl.nu/rlsa

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(305): View more from Florida

When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"

(407): View more from Florida

I was feeling the aftermath of his penis

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(305): When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa" (407): I was feeling the aftermath of his penis http://tfl.nu/n61i

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(619): View more from California

you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle

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(619): you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle http://tfl.nu/c9ca

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(904): View more from Florida

I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.

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(904): I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good. http://tfl.nu/ctni

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