just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss