do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION