That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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