some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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