community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
