I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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