all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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