she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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