You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
