What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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