i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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