I think my vagina is haunted
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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