it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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