its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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