She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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