so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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