She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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