Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
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You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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